Monday, March 26, 2007

Sweet Nothings...

Oh, the things men will admit to thinking...(and repeated here with permission.)

A.V. says to me (after a tirade against the Latin version of the Novus Ordo), "you know, people who go to the Novus Ordo Mass probably aren't all going to hell..."

I see why he needs to dedicate poems to me, hoping I can sneak him into heaven...I love him anyway.

2 comments:

Pseudo-Iamblichus said...

God could never cast anyone as special as you into Hell.

It's just not ontologically possible.

Me, on the other hand....

P.S. I would go to a Novus Ordo clown Mass with you. The fact that you are there is enough presence of God and beauty for me....

AG said...

He better not! Why else do I wear this Brown Scapular and say the novena to St. Joseph, grrrr! He and His Mother owe me! (For the sake of His sorrowful Passion, have mercy on me and on the whole world.)

I would never subject myself to a clown Mass, much less others. I become so tense at really irreverent Masses that you'd spend the time fearing for my health, not admiring my glowing aura.